2025 Dream Diary: Dead Cats

The first remembered dream of 2025 was of an F1 race. There was an accident, and the commentators commented that David Coulthard had died. What so terrible had happened that they could immediately be sure of death? I didn't want to see it. Later it turned out that his head had come off.

 

 

George Clooney was going to rape me. That's what you get when you watch ER and hate his character.

I was waiting for the bus, but when it came it was so full that I decided not to go. I threw my glass of soda at the bus, and the police followed me. I flew away. While flying, I wondered why I was even waiting for the bus when it was expensive, when I could always just fly home. I hear that flying dreams are common among people and I always thought I don't have them, but sometimes I do.

I was in some city. I wanted to leave but I didn't know where the train station was. In desperation, I squatted down on the street. Then some guy farther away started shooting people with a gun. I ran away, and ended up hiding in the basement of an apartment building with some guys. One of them tried to dig us even deeper into hiding.

My cholesterol was 8. I didn't understand how it could be so high when I don't eat carbs and when my cholesterol has always been good in real life and has been praised.

We were on a ship that was like a combination of Estonia and Titanic, and we knew it would sink. We decided to stay in Stockholm so as not to sink with it. The ship was Silja Line, and its name was Saku. Silja Saku.

I was put in prison in a big and wide tower even though I wasn't a prisoner. At one point everyone else was taken away but I was left. Sometimes I was outside in the rain in a rain shelter but wherever I went I got water on me. I realized that the water was coming from the roof. Finally the tower started to collapse and I thought I was going to die here because there was no way I could get out. But one guy realized that there must be grooves for the water to get out. He, me and one other guy went down that super fun happy slide. That guy even helped me to safety with his hand. The other two of us thanked him a lot for saving us.

In my hometown preparations were being made for a Russian invasion, military equipment was being transported and Hornets were flying low. I went on an evacuation trip with others. In the suburbs, there were people by a campfire, they also turned out to be Russian women in the wilderness. But there were Russian men by the next campfire, one of whom threatened my elementary school friend with a shotgun. I intervened. Then, farther away, there was an explosion or something, and people ran away, something big, maybe a mass of water. Then I was in a cinema watching a film that used the music from Titanic. I started singing the song (My heart will go on) out loud, and the other viewers joined in. Great feeling.

A long dream where a small plane kept threatening to crash to the ground, but it kept changing where. I was afraid it would hit my apartment building, but I couldn't even run away when it kept changing its route. I sometimes went to the basement for safety, but I thought that wouldn't help either.

The cats came back home again. There were two Olivias and two Tabithas, whose fur colors were in all the wrong places. Kali was not visible at first, but eventually she appeared at mealtime. She sat at the table where she sat in real life, waiting for food.

 

 

Ski jumper Domen Prevc had reportedly been caught doing something illegal. He was expected to compete, but he came late and said something about not being able to face his mother now. I left the competition in the snow to run home and destroyed snowmen on the way, receiving complaints about it. The house was a tower block, two elevators and a terrible mess.

My mother and brother said they had bought a Christmas tree earlier. Since I had not seen the tree in question, I assumed it had ended up in the trash. They had already bought another tree and I knew it would also end up in the trash. So I took the tree for myself and headed home. The tree was surprisingly light but seemed plastic. I told my spouse I was leaving the city center for home, but he said he would stay and watch the event at the market starting at two. I was starting to get annoyed that he would see the event but I wouldn't, so I tried to mislead him. Eventually I succeeded, and I headed towards the market to see what time it was. Well, it wasn't even 11 yet. I knew I couldn't wait until 2.

All the cats were in the bedroom waiting for breakfast. I told them they didn't need food anymore because they are dead, but they didn't understand.

 

 

At first I ran away from the spouse of a former social media influencer. At one point I was hiding on a balcony, but someone told me where I was. Other people ran away with me, F1 people, including team principal Eddie Jordan. I have an ace up my sleeve, my dad lives in the building and I have the keys to his apartment. We run away there. There's a renovation going on there. We chat on the couches. A wonderful song, "Stoned in love", starts playing on the radio and I start singing it. In another dream that same night, a burning truck was coming towards me, and no matter which way I tried to dodge, the truck turned towards me.

We were playing Friday with my husband, my spouse was Jason. I became Tommy, and I had to use spray all the time when I went to danger. I went to the exit even though the police hadn't been called and started dancing. My spouse just watched Tommy dance, it indeed is a pretty amazing sight.

Aliens had invaded the earth. We tried to hide from them in the playhouse under piles of clothes and sheets. The aliens peeked through the windows and mistook us for laundry. I decided I couldn't take it anymore and I was going to get out of this dream. But the next night the aliens came anyway, we hid under the beds. I started killing the aliens by cutting off their heads with a knife. There were a lot of aliens and I tried to get other people to help me, but no.

 

 

Worst nightmare ever: I had played Friday for many hours, but I had forgotten to record the game.

A hotel was being renovated during the filming of a TV series. We went to the roof of the hotel for a sightseeing tour. My mother, my little brother and I went. We had to climb up many ladders. We went around the roof, but then my mother saw her former coworker who she didn't want to meet, so we ran away. My little brother and I went, but my mother was left behind. I thought my mother had accidentally gone up the wrong ladder, the one meant for an electrician. I went to look for my mother, but my former coworker kidnapped my little brother. I followed her and got my hand caught in the door just as it was closing. My coworker gave my little brother back.

I was sleeping when we had guests: at least my mother, my little brother and his friend. The latter were still children. I said I wouldn't come out of the bedroom because I was in my night clothes. My brother barked at my clothes through the crack in the door. Finally, my husband took the door handle off the door so I couldn't even leave the bedroom. So I went outside and down the balconies, from the fourth floor. Outside in the yard there was a giant, meter-diameter ladybug that started to tease me, and finally shit on me. I had a heavy phone book in my hand and I threw it at the ladybug, hoping it would kill it. But no, the ladybug came out alive from under the phone book.

I was sleeping and Tabitha brought a toy to the bed. I petted it and said I swear it was Tabitha even though I knew it wasn't. Tabitha left and I tried to say "don't go away" but I couldn't make a sound.

A man accused of brutal gang rape stalked me in nearby town, I was scared. At one point I was in a cafe with a friend, but the owner told us to leave. I asked the owner if he knew the stalker and if he told us to leave, he said yes.

Olivia was a free-ranging cat, and missing. I asked the neighbors if they had seen Olivia. I also told everyone that Olivia had told me that his mouth was sore that morning. No one was surprised or questioned the talking cat, not even me. I had explained to Olivia that then he would have to go to the doctor to see what was wrong with his mouth. Finally, one of the neighbors said that he had seen Olivia far away at Adam (Savage)'s house. There was also an article about Olivia in the newspaper that I had not seen, apparently after the interview. We set off with a group towards Adam's house, and on the way I tried to watch if there was a white Olivia anywhere.

We were on the beach and the water started to recede, so we had to run away from the tsunami. In the end, I was on the roof of a tall building when the tsunami damage was being repaired, including a Statue of Liberty that looked like Lisa Simpson.

 

Nightmares and violent fantasies

I guess I should emphasize that these are dreams I had in 2024. 

My brother was watching an evil movie. I went inside the movie to make sure it wasn't a live broadcast. In another dream that same night, I was at an airport and the planes were crashing to the ground.

I was out jogging when two fighter jets were practicing, flying low. They were flying close to each other, so of course they ended up hitting each other and crashing down. I had to dodge them. I thought my spouse was right when he said that I am practicing in my dreams for these situations, when apparently it does happen in real life too.

Russia attacked my hometown with missiles. They kept falling near me, so I had to try to run away from them before they exploded.

Parts of a space shuttle were falling into the yard of my childhood home. A burning astronaut was also seen falling from the sky. I accidentally went to the yard before I remembered that it's not a good idea to go here until the authorities have collected all the parts. Then a helicopter and a Finnair passenger plane crashed into the ground, which I had to try to escape.

The bad guys attacked the shopping mall. They had really heavy weapons, assault rifles, etc. I was hiding behind the railing of an escalator when one of them walked by, if he had noticed me I would have been dead. I took the assault rifle from one of the bad guys and tried to shoot one of the other ones. Since they were wearing bulletproof vests, I shot them in the forehead several times, but it had no effect on the bad guy.

I woke up and noticed that my spouse's co-worker was visiting us. I hadn't been told about this visit in advance (and that's why I wasn't dressed modestly and the whole thing pissed me off), and I started demanding an explanation from my spouse as to why not. But no matter how much I banged his head to the floor, there was no explanation. Only after a long time did the co-worker say that maybe she should leave. I grabbed her laptop and threw it away. I said you two are really going to get the hell away from here.

The body parts of a person I had killed had been left in a cupboard, and they were starting to stink. I waited for people to leave so I could throw them in the trash. But more people kept coming, and my mother said to everyone, "Doesn't this place stink of dead bodies?"

A long nightmare about my spouse. We broke up because he had found a 15-year-old girl who was pregnant, but not to him. Their wedding was a shamanic ceremony, where I was present for some reason. I was mostly worried that the bride would go into labor during the wedding. Most of the time I was desperately trying to get on Facebook to update my relationship status, but couldn't get it done.

Higgins small from the game F13, trying to hide from the murderers. We went to the next room and the murderers revealed themselves. But then the victims said, "Do you think we'd go to a haunted summer camp without guns that we know how to use and maintain!" I thought the murderers still had a trick up their sleeve, and one of them threatened to kill me. But then that guy started coughing up blood. Karma?

My mother tried to feed me sugar. Finally, I said, "I'm not joining your sugar cult."

I was diagnosed with widespread ovarian cancer. The doctors wondered how I had survived until then. In another dream that same night, the renovation of a local airport had failed. All the planes that tried to land on the field ended up on the ground in fireballs.

I walked through a red light at a intersection and the police were after me. They wanted to fine me based on my income. I started laughing that they would get zero.

We were driving a car with some guys near a train station when a panicked woman was running away from a man armed with an assault rifle. Instead of helping her, I wanted to leave the place, but similar bad guys started following us. We locked the car doors. The driver came up with a cunning and difficult escape route towards a suburb, but the bad guys still showed up. Me and one other woman hid under one of the cars. First, they "processed" me. The bad guys' boss read from the papers that I had no income at all. Someone snitched on me and revealed my hiding place (like in Breaking Bad). They were going to execute me and I tried to say that then they'll never know why I've been without income. The bad guys still started throwing deadly objects at me. I started to fly, and was able to go through the buildings incorporeal. I continued to escape even though I thought they were no longer after me.

I climbed the scary spiral staircase of a sightseeing tower with a couple of other people. At the top they wanted to go inside the tower, but there was a sign on the door that said you can only go there if everyone goes. And I wanted to go back down and get some stair training.

My friend and I were running away from bad guys and ended up in a room at my grandma's. A couple of men passed by and hung out nearby, and for some reason my friend wanted to trust them and ask them for help, even though there was no way to know if they were bad guys. The child opened his cell phone even though I had said he wasn't allowed to do so because even a moment would be enough for the bad guys to locate us. I tried desperately to get the cell phone to turn off.

For some reason, I had life-size replicas of Ayrton Senna and Roland Ratzenberger. For fun, I started winking at Roland and I was shocked when he answered back. I tested many times and always the same thing. Finally, I couldn't stand this terrible supernaturalness and covered Roland's head with a mask.

I watched a movie where an old man had adventures in my howetown. At the same time, I flew around town, wondering if I should try to ask my friend to a party. But then it was already nighttime, and I tried to go home but got lost. The sightseeing tower started to self-destruct.

My brother and I had committed a dismemberment murder and had the body parts stored in packages in a cupboard where they had been left for too long. Then, when people were there, we tried to secretly take the packages of body parts from the cupboard so that we could get rid of them. It worked, but someone had snitched of us and the police arrested us on the street. They found incriminating evidence in my backpack. I was taken to prison in a police van, and my biggest worry was whether I would be able to wear wool socks there because otherwise my feet would freeze.

The others went to my brother's football match and I was left alone. For fun, I decided to try to see if I could move the handle of the ventilation window with the power of thought (I often do that in my dreams because I would like to be able to do telekinesis in real life), and it worked, so I knew that evil was present. Then the pointers on all the clocks started moving in the wrong direction at a terrible speed. Then the lights went out everywhere except the room I was in. I walked towards the darkness asking evil where it was lurking, and then I woke up.

I was playing Resident Evil door randomizer with my spouse, but we were inside the game. He started looking for the right door but I thought it was pointless because I had to get there alive for both of us to get out. He found the right door but then evil hit. It shook and was windy, trying to prevent me from getting where I needed to go. I should have just been able to raise my hand so my spouse could have pulled me to the door, but no. Then I woke up and had to turn the TV back on.

 

They pretended to be making a movie, but it was real. People were drawn towards evil like a magnet. I pretended to be going in the opposite direction, but that's where I ended up too. I asked the bad guy if he was the main villain, no, just a subordinate. I tried to escape by jumping off, but no. Me and another guy were put at a table to play a game of death. You couldn't take your hand off the table. I took it off anyway, and woke up.

I was on a private plane. I was reassured that it was safe now that there were no less than three pilots on the plane. But still, all three of them had to leave the cockpit at the same time, and the plane flew straight up, for example. One of the pilots was Robbie Williams. I talked to him in the cabin and asked if he ever performs my favorite song, No Regrets, at his gigs.

I was peacefully sleeping in my bed when two strangers, a woman and a man, came into the bedroom and forcibly gave me vaccinations. To both arms. I was horrified when they wouldn't even tell me which vaccinations they were.

I was in a F13 lobby for a long time even though I was afk. Then I was in line at a nearby house for a F13 tournament. I wondered what I was doing there when I just wanted to watch and not participate. I told the person in line behind me that he could take my place. Then I was in the school gym and I was Donnie Wahlberg from NKOTB. I was attached to the ceiling with a plastic elastic band, just like Donnie at this concert. I moved around on the ceiling and sang Hangin tough, it was wonderful. At one point, a suspicious sound came from the plastic band and I wondered if it would break now. Despite the risk, I continued. I had a similar dream years ago when I performed Sheryl Crow's song Tomorrow never dies on a ceiling of a department store.

My dream diary 2023

They say that nobody cares about other people's dreams. So with all the more reason here are descriptions of my strangest and most memorable dreams of 2023. From youngest to oldest.

A strange flat and wide plane was on a test flight, but then fell nose down to the ground. Something worse was going on, the end of the world was coming, but not many people knew about it. They wanted to imprison my family so that we wouldn't spread information. I tried to get my captors to release me by talking. That it's too late anyway, that soon everyone will find out anyway.

In a horrible dream, my eyelid came off. I tried desperately to put it back and make it stay. But no, a doctor had to sew it back up. I was thinking miserably how I can clean my eyes in the future, since apparently my eyelids can't take such excertion anymore.

I was Adam from the game F13. At the end of the dream, I flew around using a flight suit and peeked into people's homes.

I tried to kill my cat Olivia by beating her on the back with a crowbar, it was meant to be a mercy killing. But she just wouldn't die, so I had to leave her alive in even weaker condition. It wasn't angry with me, she let me pet her. A horrible dream.

 

 

At the end of the dream, I was going to a lesson held by the Mythbusters. I tried to escape from the place by sneaking to take my coat and shoes and leave with them in hand. However, I was followed and I tried to say that I wanted to be alone because I was traumatized by what happened to me in the dream earlier. And what happened to me? I was in a life-threatening photography session involving a similar street roller/asphalt leveling machine. For some reason I had barbed wire around my upper arm and it started to get under the street roller. The photographer tried to save my life by sawing off my arm with that barbed wire, but luckily I ended up with just a cut on my upper arm.

I was working for Resident Evil's Umbrella. There was an order to evacuate, and I tried to get home but I couldn't find it in the mall-like skyscraper. I met a man who asked if I had worked on a zombie virus. No, just a retrovirus. The man said that the zombie virus is the retrovirus...!

I was going to Hawaii and somehow managed to get there without flying. But a nasty surprise awaited us there, a mandatory short and local flight. I woke up in my childhood home bedroom and asked my brother if we had landed. My brother lied that no, we had actually already arrived happily and safely. So I often have nightmares related to airplanes and flying, I've actually never been on an airplane.

My friend was tantalizing a wasp nest, but the wasps thought I was the culprit and attacked me. Wasps kept getting into my nose and I tried desperately to get them out.

 

I was going to a movie and I helped another movie-goer to look for a movie ticket that had fallen from the ground. The ticket was found and it was pink in accordance with the Barbie theme, but it was still for Scream, where I myself was going. I was pleasantly surprised that someone else is going to see Scream and not the other two movies (Barbie and Oppenheimer).

I was drugged and something was put to my neck. I knew that they wanted to use me to make a suicide attack on a public place. I thought I should go to a forest alone and explode there. But then the thing was taken off my neck, and an ambush was arranged for the bad guys. I was hiding behind a balcony railing. Like the others, I started chasing the bad guys who were trying to escape when the bell rang.

Russia attacked my hometown. Dropped fighters to our yard. At the end of the dream I said that this is worse than a nightmare, is this a dream?

 

I chatted with Dr. Now from My 600lbs Life about the differences between medical training in Finland and the USA. (and my "knowledge" on the subject is, of course, from the series ER)

 

I was one of the police in Law & Order. The episode was already ending and everything should have been clear when a stranger came to the police station with a gun. He didn't threaten me with it in any way, but I wondered how he had gotten through the security check with it. I told him he would be shot if he was seen with a gun and I took it. I took the gun to the security check to a police, who took it in his hand and accidentally shot me in the chest. That stupid policeman tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful. In the chaos, the guy who brought the gun started a hostage situation and was going to shoot me and I tried to stop it by talking. "Aren't we friends when I stopped you from getting shot" etc.

Airplanes kept falling to the ground. The goal of the pilots was to kill as many people on the ground as possible. I saw the first plane hit the neighboring neighborhood from the window of my home. The last one hit the airport. After managing to dodge it, I tried to get out of the airport, but of course I couldn't find an exit.

 

 

I was trying to get away from an annoying wheelchair patient with Nurse Jackie's male nurse. First we took the elevator to the fourth floor, and then another elevator to the roof.

I was part of Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible crew. We had to jump a really long jump without a parachute, the landing place was a pool of water where, of course, there were anacondas. But being a savvy MI guy, of course I literally tied the anaconda to a knot.

Some man strangled me. There were other people there and I asked for their help, but they were involved in the same plot.

 

I had bought 40 gift subs on Twitch while I was sleeping at night. The stream had been turned on on the tablet in bed and I had accidentally pressed the buttons while sleeping. I cried because I knew I wouldn't get my money back no matter how I tried to explain to Paypal. It was only at the end of the dream that it was revealed that my brother was to blame, he had watched the stream at night on my tablet.