My dream diary 2023

They say that nobody cares about other people's dreams. So with all the more reason here are descriptions of my strangest and most memorable dreams of 2023. From youngest to oldest.

A strange flat and wide plane was on a test flight, but then fell nose down to the ground. Something worse was going on, the end of the world was coming, but not many people knew about it. They wanted to imprison my family so that we wouldn't spread information. I tried to get my captors to release me by talking. That it's too late anyway, that soon everyone will find out anyway.

In a horrible dream, my eyelid came off. I tried desperately to put it back and make it stay. But no, a doctor had to sew it back up. I was thinking miserably how I can clean my eyes in the future, since apparently my eyelids can't take such excertion anymore.

I was Adam from the game F13. At the end of the dream, I flew around using a flight suit and peeked into people's homes.

I tried to kill my cat Olivia by beating her on the back with a crowbar, it was meant to be a mercy killing. But she just wouldn't die, so I had to leave her alive in even weaker condition. It wasn't angry with me, she let me pet her. A horrible dream.

 

 

At the end of the dream, I was going to a lesson held by the Mythbusters. I tried to escape from the place by sneaking to take my coat and shoes and leave with them in hand. However, I was followed and I tried to say that I wanted to be alone because I was traumatized by what happened to me in the dream earlier. And what happened to me? I was in a life-threatening photography session involving a similar street roller/asphalt leveling machine. For some reason I had barbed wire around my upper arm and it started to get under the street roller. The photographer tried to save my life by sawing off my arm with that barbed wire, but luckily I ended up with just a cut on my upper arm.

I was working for Resident Evil's Umbrella. There was an order to evacuate, and I tried to get home but I couldn't find it in the mall-like skyscraper. I met a man who asked if I had worked on a zombie virus. No, just a retrovirus. The man said that the zombie virus is the retrovirus...!

I was going to Hawaii and somehow managed to get there without flying. But a nasty surprise awaited us there, a mandatory short and local flight. I woke up in my childhood home bedroom and asked my brother if we had landed. My brother lied that no, we had actually already arrived happily and safely. So I often have nightmares related to airplanes and flying, I've actually never been on an airplane.

My friend was tantalizing a wasp nest, but the wasps thought I was the culprit and attacked me. Wasps kept getting into my nose and I tried desperately to get them out.

 

I was going to a movie and I helped another movie-goer to look for a movie ticket that had fallen from the ground. The ticket was found and it was pink in accordance with the Barbie theme, but it was still for Scream, where I myself was going. I was pleasantly surprised that someone else is going to see Scream and not the other two movies (Barbie and Oppenheimer).

I was drugged and something was put to my neck. I knew that they wanted to use me to make a suicide attack on a public place. I thought I should go to a forest alone and explode there. But then the thing was taken off my neck, and an ambush was arranged for the bad guys. I was hiding behind a balcony railing. Like the others, I started chasing the bad guys who were trying to escape when the bell rang.

Russia attacked my hometown. Dropped fighters to our yard. At the end of the dream I said that this is worse than a nightmare, is this a dream?

 

I chatted with Dr. Now from My 600lbs Life about the differences between medical training in Finland and the USA. (and my "knowledge" on the subject is, of course, from the series ER)

 

I was one of the police in Law & Order. The episode was already ending and everything should have been clear when a stranger came to the police station with a gun. He didn't threaten me with it in any way, but I wondered how he had gotten through the security check with it. I told him he would be shot if he was seen with a gun and I took it. I took the gun to the security check to a police, who took it in his hand and accidentally shot me in the chest. That stupid policeman tried to call an ambulance but was unsuccessful. In the chaos, the guy who brought the gun started a hostage situation and was going to shoot me and I tried to stop it by talking. "Aren't we friends when I stopped you from getting shot" etc.

Airplanes kept falling to the ground. The goal of the pilots was to kill as many people on the ground as possible. I saw the first plane hit the neighboring neighborhood from the window of my home. The last one hit the airport. After managing to dodge it, I tried to get out of the airport, but of course I couldn't find an exit.

 

 

I was trying to get away from an annoying wheelchair patient with Nurse Jackie's male nurse. First we took the elevator to the fourth floor, and then another elevator to the roof.

I was part of Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible crew. We had to jump a really long jump without a parachute, the landing place was a pool of water where, of course, there were anacondas. But being a savvy MI guy, of course I literally tied the anaconda to a knot.

Some man strangled me. There were other people there and I asked for their help, but they were involved in the same plot.

 

I had bought 40 gift subs on Twitch while I was sleeping at night. The stream had been turned on on the tablet in bed and I had accidentally pressed the buttons while sleeping. I cried because I knew I wouldn't get my money back no matter how I tried to explain to Paypal. It was only at the end of the dream that it was revealed that my brother was to blame, he had watched the stream at night on my tablet.